Lil Darkie - Humans and Monsters

Ah
Hello everybody, welcome to the fucking show
This a story about us, a story about people
Humans and monsters
Monsters underneath the bed, one wrong move and you lose your head

Will you little motherfuckers stop jumping on the bed?

Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah
Yeah, uh, breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Breaking down weed on a-
Uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Say what you want, I don't give a crap
Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Smoking on this, smoking on that
Exotic weed, yeah, it stick to the glass

When I light up a stick and hit it, I don't pass
I don't gotta sign a deal, I'ma pass
You workin' a 9 to 5, yo' life is ass

I'd rather die than be a slave to a corporation
(You workin' at your job right now, go quit)
You can say what you want, they don't give a shit
You are less than dirt, you are worse than spit

Fuck all of you niggas you can suck my dick
And if I was a woman, you could lick my clit
And if I was China, I'd nuke this shit

And if I was water, I would still trip
And if I was you, I would just quit
And if I was me, I am me
I'm glad I'm me

I never got no jewelry on me
I never got no expensive cars
I never got time
Most of the time, I'm thinking 'bout rhymes
I'm thinking 'bout bars

Yeah, thinking 'bout buying, land for a farm
Big ass shotgun on my arm (yeah)
Thinking 'bout growing bees and corn (yeah)
Thinking 'bout moving real far

You can say what you want, I don't give a crap
Every since I got this platinum plaque
I've been caring less and less and less about that (uh)
I'm sure that there's a lesson in that (yeah)
If it ain't what I want, the election is happening
New American revolution on the track

You're telling me the CIA got people addicted to crack?
You're telling me the government isn't on our side?
Isn't that shit just a joke at this point?
Do we even really care that the government lies?

Do we even really hate what we say we despise?
Do we even really think what we think we think?
Is there fluoride in the water we drink?
Did the FBI calcify our third eye?

Hello, I hope you have been enjoying the song so far
Please take a moment to replenish your nutrients
And water, and things like that
Before we open up the pit here in a moment
(I can do whatever the fuck I want)

You know what? I'm gonna go get some water
Here to entertain you, is my favorite musical group
It's called "Sounds" (no other rapper could do this)
Uh, "A bunch of sounds", it's my favorite band
Okay, goodbye (go fuck yourself)

(Random sounds)
Okay, I'm back, I'm back, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, silver back gorilla, way I'm big and shit

Step up on the stage and I'm breaking shit
This that get the ground shakin', shit
Tryna fuck with me, are you naked bitch?
I don't wanna wait, you can take it, bitch

Say what you want, I don't give a crap
Ever since I got this platinum plaque
I been feelin' like the Joker, don't give a fuck
I'm lonely, where's Batman at?
There's no competition, trap metal is whack
You can only get this big in rap with a contract

Sell your soul, we promise we'll give yo' masters back
Lil Darkie, we want to take you out to a meal
We genuinely really care about how you feel
No one else has ever had this kind of deal

No one's ever had this kind of arrangement
Don't you want all your friends to be famous?
You don't want to remain nameless, do you?
We promise we won't screw you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, I like that one a lot
Why did you tell them that we have a platinum plaque though?
I don't know, it's like a metaphor, also, it sounds cool
Did you have to like, did you have to lowkey lie to everybody

To get that message across?
Oh, no, but I guess I'd make a pretty good politician or news anchor
If you know what I'm saying